Frankie and I usually play hide-and-seek together. Before I go to bed I have to play with Frankie to make him tired so I can sleep without him bothering me.
Yesterday we did the same thing. I ran to the kitchen and hid by the fridge and he saw me and jumped up and "tagged" me on my stomach. Then he hid behind the sofa and I "tagged" him. After a while I wanted to take a break and go to the toilet, so I walk normally to the toilet, while he follows me, and I urinate. As I stand there and do my "business" Frankie just stares at my hand, and then suddenly he jumps up and "tag" my arm. I was holding my penis and he shoves me, making me piss on the wall and some on the floor. Then he ran away and hid. What an asshole he is.
I don't have a picture of him shoving me, but I took one from when he was done playing around;